1 Info 1.1 Characters 1.2 Places 2 Plot 3 Trivia/Goofs 4 Transcript SpongeBob Plankton Sandy Mr. Krabs Larry the Lobster Harold Squidward Townspeople Chum Bucket Krusty Krab Sandy's House Plankton was hiding in a sesame seed at the Krusty Krab trying to get a Krabby Patty. [siren goes off. This article is a transcript of the episode "Krabby Kompetition" from season 104, which aired on January 27, 2164. In this episode, SpongeBob gets a shell of his lawn.. Why, yes it is. With this (laughs). As he laughs evilly, the sign falls on top of him] Ouch! Imitation Krabs: Who are you calling steam-driven...? Plankton: [exploding in rage] But we did everything you said-- I followed all the rules! This article is a gallery of screenshots taken from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Imitation Krabs" from Season 2, which aired on January 27, 2001. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Right again! A penny Dying For Pie / Imitation Krabs - S2-E6. [Plankton crashes into his restaurant] Ouch. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Imitation Krabs: Uh, right, why don't you start? Imitation Krabs: Don't listen to him, SpongeBob. Episode №: Mr. Krabs: Help! Robot Krabs: Don’t listen to him. This page has been accessed 12,527 times. SpongeBob: No sign of Plankton, yet. SpongeBob: [unable to handle the pressure, explodes in frustration] QUIET!!! Mr. Krabs: No! SpongeBob: Scrub-a-dub-dub, I love to rub. Fish Robot: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants? Com Imitation Krabs: Look, a jellyfish. (holds up a penny) It looks like an ordinary penny... because it is an ordinary penny. SpongeBob: You gave him the day off. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! Imitation Krabs: [beats Mr. Krabs to it] 9:30 A.M. (to Mr. Krabs) That’s one strike, Mr. SpongeBob enters as Squidward skips out and notices Imitation Krabs, who he believes is Mr. Krabs; the oddities of the robotic suit onl… Gently, now... [pushes on a lever that makes Robot Krabs' arm stretch out more. Mr. Krabs: How could you do this to me, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: Oop! Robot Krabs: What? Imitation Krabs: 99¢! Robot Krabs: Never mind that. "Dying for Pie" (SpongeBob inhales even more) Yes?! They should have been at work four hours ago! [they do] Balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads and sing the Bikini Bottom National Anthem. You've messed with the wrong sponge! (both walk out), Plankton: I’ll never get that formula with that pest Krabs popping in and out like that. Plankton: Oh, sweet domination. Mr. Krabs: What is today, but yesterday’s tomorrow? SpongeBob: So long, Imitation Krabs! (the penny slides between the crack of the doors) Wait! I didn’t know you had heat vision. who the real Mr. Krabs is, nobody moves, nobody gets hurt. Narrator: But wherever there’s a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. I’ve been saving Giving me secret formula to this imposter?! Mr. Krabs: [Gasps] SpongeBob: First question: What time does the Krusty Krab open? Restrictions apply, results may vary. (SpongeBob looks in a mirror), SpongeBob: Why, yes-- yes I am. Imitation Krabs: Yoinks! Imitation Krabs: Hey, why don't you take the rest of the day off? What is the Krabby Patty secret formula? Mr. Krabs: That’s an easy one. I don't know. Belch! pass? Ravioli. Mr. Krabs: How could you do this, SpongeBob? [SpongeBob is balancing a spatula on his nose behind the register] (holds up the formula bottle), Robot Krabs: Thank you, Sponge Dupe. [SpongeBob inhales] Yes? Next up: attempt to steal the secret formula for the 174th time this year. Mr. Krabs could answer. (Mr. Krabs is so mad that he makes steam come out of the chimney) I don’t SpongeBob gives them both a quiz about the Krusty Krab, threatening to blast the fake one with tartar sauce. Plankton: (growls) That’s it! At the Krusty Krab, it is Employee Brotherhood Day, a day on which all employees must exchange gifts that they made themselves. SpongeBob: SpongeBob. When he does, Robot Krabs shrinks into a toaster) I Robot Krabs' arms). Mr. Krabs is in his military hat and is holding a whip.] I’m doing it, I’m doing it! [Montage of aspects of the Krusty Krab are shown, starting the episode] Narrator: Welcome aboard. (puts on a mustache) Perfect! Gosh, Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: Well, if I was a robot, which I’m not, at least I’m well put together. Mr. Krabs: Stop! I FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES! (SpongeBob wheels Mr. Krabs back to the Krusty Krab). SpongeBob: Isn't that a microphone? SpongeBob: Look, Mr. Krabs. echoes] Belch. Mr. Krabs: Yes... why aren't you working harder? A penny rolls through the door and Mr. Krabs comes in. This is it! SpongeBob: Sorry Mr. Krabs, I was just trying to protect the secret formula. Mr. Krabs: Quit fooling around, SpongeBob, we got customers. (the formula bottle rolls back to the Krusty Krab). This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krab Borg" from season three, which aired on March 29, 2002.. Transcript. Questions only the real Not one of my better ideas. Krabby Patty secret formula? (siren goes off. Home of the Krabby Patty, with its top secret formula, known only to those who are brave enough and intelligent enough to comprehend its culinary complexity. Imitation Krabs: What? (runs to Mr. Krabs, who is still in the fry basket), Mr. Krabs: Back you hungry hand, back! Questions only the real Mr. Krabs could answer. (cut to Mr. Krabs and Squidward in a storage room). [squeals] Hey, where you going, beautiful? Mr. Krabs: As long as you do that, the formula is safe. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I'm not paying you to stand around. That fool Krabs is too greedy to ignore you, my little pretty. [the penny slides between the crack of the doors and rolls away with Mr. Krabs running after it] Wait! Mr. Krabs: Take it easy with that thing, son. [walks forward] Now only the really real Mr. Krabs could answer this — If we're discussing the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding, what do we do? I wonder what's in that secret formula. SpongeBob: If that was Plankton... uh-oh. [takes the trash bag and vaporizes it with his laser eyes] (SpongeBob bounces off a trampoline and grabs the customer's head) Your disguises (exhaust smoke spurts out). SpongeBob: It’s your rule. The future of the Krusty Krab depends on it. The Krabby Patty law must be enforced. Mr. Krabs: All right, Krusty crew, I want to remind you all that you're representing the Krusty Krab—the greasiest greasy spoon you'll ever have the privilege of serving! Imitation Krabs: Okay, now let's hear that formula. [Mr. Krabs blows Plankton back to the Chum Bucket] I went to college! Squidward: I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off for tomorrow? 2. (Mr. Krabs is shot out of the Krusty Krab, covered in tartar sauce, in a fry basket) No, SpongeBob! Mr. Krabs: Well, if I was a robot, which I'm not, at least I'm well put together. [snaps off some of the Krusty Krab sign pole. SpongeBob: I got it, I got it. I think I'll just ask you two a couple of questions. (a microphone comes out of Robot Krabs). [SpongeBob inhales more] Yes? I thought you were a phony. Robot Krabs: Uh, right, why don’t you start? [Mr. Krabs is so mad that he makes steam come out of the chimney] I don't know the meaning of them horrible words! Alternate transcripts are available here. SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs. [exits] Never speak the formula. Ten seconds till detonation. (cut to later, at the Krusty Krab), Fish: Man, these patties sure are delicious. Imitation Krabs: Ha, ha, ha. I need your help. SpongeBob: I can see that, Mr. Krabs. Squidward: [The scene starts at the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob cleaning a table] Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob.It's after closing and I'd like to go home! I'd be nervous if I were you. SpongeBob eats sea onion ice cream and his breath stinks. I wonder what’s in that secret formula. (runs off crying). Imitation Krabs: Gasp! January 27, 2001See more... November 7, 2002 July 24, 2008 The robot critic starts at the Krusty Krab of his judging career. The future of the Krusty Krab depends on it. Robot Krabs: Who are you calling steam-driven? pole), Robot Krabs: Nothing stands between me and that secret formula now. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! (He notices a yellow figure in a cell and heads towards it.) [Plankton presses the "Abort" button. The ending to this episode though was good. must be enforced. [screams as he wheels back to the Chum Bucket, but explodes when he gets inside. 2 Plankton: Your boss, your ruler, your master! Mr. Krabs: No, the other most important rule! [pipe smokes again] With no one else around. him) Hey Mr. Krabs, just taking out that garbage. SpongeBob: First question: what time does the Krusty Krab open? SpongeBob! of junk. [puts a clothespin on his nose and is going to take the trash out, but Imitation Krabs stops him] Hey, Mr. Krabs, just taking out that garbage. Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob? If there's gonna be any 'buts,' they're gonna be from me. Fake. (knocks on his pants). Narrator: Ah, the Krusty Krab. "Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy" is an episode from Season 7. (SpongeBob's tearing up slightly again.) SpongeBob: Gee, Mr. Krabs. Mr Krabs: Why aren't you at the Krusty Krab, me boy! [to Mr. Krabs] You're starting to look pretty phony right about now. Imitation Krabs: Now why can't you tell me the formula? SpongeBob is about to give him a bottle with the recipe inside, until the real Mr. Krabs comes in. Robot Krabs: That’s just my metal suit. [Robot Mr. Krabs rolls by] Hey, Mr. Krabs, just doing a little scrubbin'. PLANKTON: And... done! TV narrator: [SpongeBob is watching the movie while eating popcorn] We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation of Night of the Robot. [exhaust pipe smokes] [laughs] Whoopee! SpongeBob: [Picks up the formula, realizing his mistake] If that was Plankton... Uh-oh! Robot Krabs: (mechanical voice) Mr. Squidward... Plankton: Your boss, your ruler, your master! Squidward: (chuckles and runs to the door) Well... whatever you say, "Mr. SpongeBob: Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs, sir! No! Mr. Krabs: $2.99! Imitation Krabs: Formula time? [to Mr. Krabs] That's one strike, Mr. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Imitation_Krabs/transcript?oldid=3450928. (exhaust pipe smokes again) Standing right in front of you. [SpongeBob wheels Mr. Krabs back to the Krusty Krab safely] [holds up a bottle with a piece of paper in it] Plankton: Coin-operated self-destruct? [walks back inside] I knew it was you all along, Mr. Krabs, here you go. me the secret formula. [laughs] standing in the head of a robot fish. beautiful? He’s obviously a robot. Imitation Krabs: Hello, SpongeBob, it is me, Mr. Krabs. [Mr. Krabs leaves. [SpongeBob looks at his reflection in the spatula] Now quit your laying around SpongeBob, and take out that garbage. (SpongeBob squirts some tartar sauce at Mr. Krabs causing him to jump into buns. "Pest of the West" is an episode from Season 5. Robot Krabs: I thought we might discuss the Krabby Patty secret formula. SpongeBob: I'll do the talking around here. I'm sorry. I even ate 105 black licorice jellybeans through a straw! SpongeBob: (chuckles) We don’t shake with our hands, remember? (both laugh). Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, no! Giving me formula to this impostor! He’ll ruin everything. This must be your lucky day. I need you to tell me... Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I’m not paying you to stand around, (gives him a spatula) Get back to the kitchen. For his gift to Squidward, SpongeBob presents him with a sweater made out of his own eyelashes. Okay, question number two: how much does a Krabby Patty cost? Mr. Krabs and Imitation Krabs: Tartar sauce?! Plankton: You can't do this to me, Krabs! Spongebob: Only discuss the secret formula with Mr Krabs. If there’s gonna be any 'buts', they’re gonna be from me. Great Barrier Reef. Regarding the secret formula. Give me another chance! Spaghetti underneath. Karen (Computer Voice): The self-destruct coin slot has been activated. I've got it! [puts microphone back inside his body] I must get this shirt cleaned. Mr. Krabs: That’s no reason to rip other people’s heads off, boy! SpongeBob: QUIET! [puts on a mustache] Perfect! I need to talk to you. Squidward: Huh? (Plankton grunts frantically as he gets Robot Krabs into a cannon and fired out, [the fish robot holds up a big check] You just...just... let's see... if its..uh.. if it's January... with...with vanilla pudding...you...uh...pass? Krabs." Here is the transcript of Home is Where the Sponge is. Give me another SpongeBob: Yes sir, Mr. Krabs, sir. [SpongeBob falls down] Now quit your laying around, SpongeBob, and take out that garbage! (exhaust pipe smokes) Mr. Krabs: Well, if I was a robot, which I’m not, at least I’m well put together. [runs off crying] Mr. Krabs: [pupils shrink] Day... [bellows] ...OOOOOOOOOOOFF!? Plankton: KRABS! Alright, now tell me the secret formula. I need you to tell me... It must be treated with great care and sensitivity. The head falls down] [runs off] Squidward: Aye aye, captain. When Squidward scoffs at this heartfelt gift, SpongeBob begins to cry copiously, eventually handing Squidward a sweater made from his own tears.Squidward, wishing he could simply buy a gift instead of spen… He opens up the robot's belt buckle and dumps the spaghetti in there] (SpongeBob inhales more) Yes? Imitation Krabs: That's right, I am Krabs. [exhaust pipe smokes again] Standing right in front of you. [they do] This episode would've been perfect if Mr. Krabs had a little more time to think about the third question. [a microphone comes out of Imitation Krabs] Chronology Buh-bye! (pulls the head off to reveal a smaller head on the customer), Fish: Everyone at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice. Imitation Krabs: Don't listen to him. Mr. Krabs: As long as you do that, the secret is safe. Two major problems with this episode: 1. SpongeBob: Gee, Mr. Krabs. (grabs bottle and laughs mechanically. General Long as the secret formula’s safe again. SpongeBob: Nuh-uh-uh! [gives him a spatula] Get back to the kitchen! Don’t forget your lucky penny. Mr. Krabs: Plankton! Next Episode Transcript Imitation Krabs: Patty Hype: Episode Article: Wormy. Robot Krabs: Yum yum, this spaghetti sure is good. MoBros: Overall, I thought it wasn't good or terrible. In this episode, SpongeBob rips his pants, cuasing everyone to laugh. SpongeBob: Whoa-ho, Mr Krabs. Krabs' office), Mr. Krabs: That sound, it sounds like... the pitter-patter of... (sees the penny) money! Mr. Krabs: Quit fooling around SpongeBob, we got customers. SpongeBob: This must be your lucky day. Cut to the inside, where Plankton is finishing up sweeping the floor. (pushes a lever to make the boat sail out of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, as long as these pants are square, [grabs himself] and this sponge is Bob, [lifts his arms up] I will not let you down! Just remember the most important rule. SpongeBob: But, sir, we haven't done the secret handshake yet. [SpongeBob is holding a giant hose in his hands and his eyes bloodshot] Until I know who the real Mr. Krabs is, nobody moves, [it is soon revealed that the hose is attached to a large tartar sauce machine] nobody gets hurt. (raspberry) down the pole from the crow's nest), SpongeBob: Code twelve, code twelve! Help! He first encounters Squidward, tasked by the real Mr. Krabs to take inventory of the storage room. Airdate: From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. [knocks on his pants] (takes the trash bag and makes it disappear with his laser eyes). (Robot Krabs is hiding behind the sign You told me to keep it in this bottle. That's one task off my to-do list today. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Imitation Krabs" from Season 2, which aired on January 27, 2001. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, no! (SpongeBob gasps) You just have to answer one question. Fish Robot: Then you've just won one million dollars! You told me to keep it in...this bottle. Buh-bye. The imitation Krab somehow guesses all the answers to the quiz correctly and Mr. Krabs somehow gets them all wrong. Get Away! "Wormy" [runs to Mr. Krabs, who is still in the fry basket using a fry to fight off Hans who has a fork] It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games. When people avoid him, Pat convinces him that it's because he's ugly./ When Mr. Krabs gives his daughter Pearl a job at the Krusty krab, she starts to make some changes. SpongeBob: Right. (they do ), Narrator: Six and a half hours later. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Karen: The self-destruct coin slot has been activated. SpongeBob: On Wednesday... [Rolls away in the basket] No! Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! (Mr. Krabs enters), Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! I didn't know you had heat vision. (the robot/man holds up a big check). Gosh, Mr. Krabs. [pulls the head off to reveal a smaller head on the customer; everyone gasps] (laughs then wheels himself into the restaurant) Are you SpongeBob SpongeBob: (knocks on Mr. Krabs' pants) Hey Mr. Krabs, what happened to your metal pants? As he It premiered on April 1, 2020. Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON! [laughs evilly] Credits [SpongeBob takes out his net and runs around] Plankton: Coin-operated self-destruct? Imitation Krabs: Yum yum, this spaghetti sure is good. He opens up the robot's chest and dumps some spaghetti in there). (cut to SpongeBob, who is scrubbing the floor). Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to gain access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. [jumps on SpongeBob's nose and holds his eyelids] You'd better cough up that secret formula or else! (laughs. Plankton: An imitation! SpongeBob: Sorry, [takes off his chef mustache] no can do, Mr. Krabs. (runs out as TV narrator: [SpongeBob is watching the movie while eating popcorn] We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation of Night of the Robot. (squeals) Hey, where you going, Alright, now tell SpongeBob: Right. Everyone gasps). I've been saving this for a rainy day. Imitation Krabs: Give me all of your money. I think I’ll just ask you two a couple of questions. This page shows all of the SpongeBob Episodes. SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. I need your help. Tiffany: What? I made it to protect the formula. Here, let's shake. I'm the real Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob slides [SpongeBob gasps] You just have to answer one question. Narrator: But wherever there's a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. (Plankton presses the "Abort" button. I'm running this quiz show, I'll ask the questions. He’s obviously a robot. SpongeBob: Look Mr. Krabs. Long as the secret formula's safe again. Mr. Krabs: That Plankton is a clever beast. I need to talk to you. Rob Bob gives the burger joint a one star rating making everyone ,besides Patrick, go to the Chum Bucket. (SpongeBob is balancing a spatula on his nose behind the register). (exhaust pipe smokes) In the flesh. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Pizza Delivery" from season one, which aired on August 14, 2002. Where in the high seas is Squidward? 24b SpongeBob: Why, yes. What is the SpongeBob: (interrupts) I’m running this quiz show, I’ll ask the questions. Mr. Krabs: That sound, it sounds like... the pitter-patter of... [sees the penny] money! Robot Krabs: Now why can’t you tell me the formula? When Plankton was … [holds up a penny] It looks like an ordinary penny... because it is an ordinary penny! Imitation Krabs: Oh yes. SpongeBob: Almost. [Mr. Krabs grabs Plankton and a straw, then puts Plankton in the straw] [laughs then wheels himself into the restaurant] (puts microphone back inside his body) I must get this shirt cleaned. Imitation Krabs: [mechanical voice] Mr. Squidward... Fake. SpongeBob News, SpongeBob Forums, SpongeBob Episode Info, SpongeBob Pictures, and so much more! got it, I got it! Robot Krabs: Hey, why don’t you take the rest of the day off? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Imitation Krabs " from Season 2, which aired on January 27, 2001. SpongeBob: Don’t worry Mr. Krabs, as long as these pants are square, and this sponge is Bob, (lifts his arms up) I will Plankton crashes through the teeth). SpongeBob: But I thought you wanted to ask me a question. (Plankton laughs evilly while When Squidward walks over to the stock, glowing eyes appear) Two boxes of Mr. Krabs: Today, I want you to take inventory on everything in here; every last pickle and patty must be accounted for. Imitation Krabs: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [cut to later, at the Krusty Krab] whole with its creator Mr. Krabs. Imitation Krabs: Yoinks. Krabs." He believes that it ruins the appearance of his lawn, so he kicks it onto SpongeBob's lawn on purpose. Ten seconds till detonation. Yes I am. Squidward: [chuckles and runs to the door] Well... whatever you say, "Mr. Plankton: It's that thick-headed Krabs. Everyone gasps, including the guy on the penny] Plankton: It’s that thick-headed Krabs. [SpongeBob inhales even more] Yes?! [camera zooms out to reveal SpongeBob holding Mr. Krabs above his head] Could you let me down? Plankton: BUT WE DID EVERYTHING YOU SAID! SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! SpongeBob SquarePants: Hold it right there, Queen Chrysalis! Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, no! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. SpongeBob: Whoa-ho, Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob: Only discuss the formula with Mr. Krabs. Gently, now... (pushes on a lever that makes Robot Krabs' arm stretch out more. U.S. viewers (millions): Squidward: [Not fooled] You're not Mr. Krabs. [holds up a straw] I don’t know. The giant hand thuds on top of him] Ouch! It's a direct rip-off of "Imitation Krabs", and a terrible one, at that. [SpongeBob knocks on Mr. Krabs' door] SpongeBob: [knocks on Mr. Krabs' pants] Hey, Mr. Krabs, what happened to your metal pants? [SpongeBob squirts some tartar sauce at Mr. Krabs causing him to jump into Imitation Krabs' arms] SpongeBob: The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab and is only to be discussed in part or in Mr. Krabs: That Plankton is a clever beast. SpongeBob: But sir, we haven’t done the secret handshake yet. [Robot Krabs' eyes are on fire] Home of the Krabby Patty, with its top secret formula. (SpongeBob takes out his net and runs around), SpongeBob: I got it, I got it! (laughs evilly), Robot Krabs: Ha, ha, ha. Please! (walks back inside) I knew it was you all along Mr. Krabs, here you go. Not some rusted-out, steam-driven piece SpongeBob: We stand on one foot. can’t fool me this time, Plankton! for. SpongeBob: Scrub-a-dub-dub, I love to rub. Mr. Krabs: But... Queen Chrysalis: Bring it on, SpongeBob SquarePants! Narrator: Previously on Plankton: Across the Seven Seas: (The Chum-Bot crashes in Rock Bottom and an imitation flies over the ruins.) Known only to those who are brave enough and intelligent enough to comprehend its culinary complexity. SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 2, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Imitation_Krabs&oldid=173290. With this disguise, that formula is as good as mine. The penny pops out of the nose and rolls around into Mr. Never speak the formula. [Robot Krabs is hiding behind the sign pole] Plankton: [growls] That's it! [walks forward, while rubbing the hose nozzle] Okay, question number two: How much does a Krabby Patty cost? Now only the really real Mr. Krabs could answer this-- if we’re discussing the secret formula on the third Wednesday Robot: Than you’ve just won one million dollars! Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob? Nooo! (SpongeBob is holding a giant hose that is attached to a giant machine of tarter sauce) Until I know comment1, ... Aye-aye, captain. (he's holding Mr. Krabs) Could you let me down? Mr. Krabs: As long as you do that, the secret is safe. off?! Season №: (mustache falls off the robot. SpongeBob: SpongeBob. Imitation Krabs: Never mind. SpongeBob: Only discuss the formula with Mr. Krabs. Plankton: [Imitation Krabs opens its eyes, Plankton is overly excited and tense] This is it, Plankton. The penny pops out of the nose and rolls around into Mr. Krabs' office] know the meaning of them horrible words. You don't look so good. This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. Imitation Krabs: I thought we might discuss the Krabby Patty secret formula. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! in January and it’s not raining outside after we’ve gargled with vanilla pudding, what do we do? If you're watching this video, then let me be the first to say: Congratulations. 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